Super Bowl Sunday

So I'm on my couch, chips are on the counter, a beer is in my hand and pizza is in the oven. My husband is clued to the pre-game show and every last move each player has made since kindergarten is being analyzed.

And I really couldn't care less. Don't get me wrong, I love Tom Brady, any time I can watch good looking men in tight pants, I'm all for it, but really, after two weeks of hype, all I really care about now are the commercials.

So, if you're watching the big game, whether by choice or by marriage related pressure, here is something to keep you interested in if the game gets dull. . .

Count how many gratuitous cheerleader cleavage shots are shown.

Make an over/under guess as to how many beer commercials are shown

See if you can guess how many of the players on the field actually know who Madonna is

Calculate how much hairspray is used for this one game by the broadcasting crew

Oh, and maybe root for one of the teams. I'll be going for the one with the cutest quarterback. . .